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Willow Quotes
WILLOW: Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty, or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.
BUFFY: It's not that bad!
WILLOW: No, i-it is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk.
BUFFY: You really haven't been dating lately. (Ep. 1.01, "Welcome to the Hellmouth")
"I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?" (Ep. 1.12, "Prophecy Girl")
"Love makes you do the wacky." (Ep. 2.02, "Some Assembly Required")
"The reflection thing that you don't have. Angel, how do you shave?" (Ep. 2.05, "Reptile Boy")
"Sore thumbs. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, 'Wow! That baby is sore!'?" (Ep. 2.07, "Lie To Me")
"I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know!" (Ep. 2.14, "Innocence")
"Great. I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho." (Ep. 2.15, "Phases")
"Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny. And you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I'm not much fun to be around either." (Ep. 2.15, "Phases")
WILLOW: Oh, yeah, I'm good at medical stuff, since Xander and I used to play doctor all the time.
XANDER: No, she's being literal. She used to have all these medical volumes, uh, and diagnosed me with stuff. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong.
WILLOW: (to Xander) Wrong? Why? (to Buffy) How did you play doctor?
BUFFY: (evasively) I never have. (Ep. 2.18, "Killed By Death")
"I bet you'll think coding is pretty cool. I mean, if you find two-digit, multi-stacked conversions and primary number clusters a big hoot." (Ep. 2.19, "I Only Have Eyes For You")
(to Riley) "And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun." (Ep. 4.07, "The Initiative")
"I know I'm not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. It's always like, 'Ooh, you're like a sister to me,' or, 'Oh, you're such a good friend.'" (Ep. 4.07, "The Initiative")
(to ghosts) "Transform your pain. Release your past. And ... uh ... get over it." (Ep. 4.18, "Where the Wild Things Are")
(to Tara re: her oppressive, redneck family) "I think about what you grew up with, and ... then I look at what you are ... it makes me proud. It makes me love you more." (Ep. 5.06, "Family")
"Care package! Special delivery for the Summers girls. Now, let's see what I have in this sack of mine. Oh, I feel just like Santa Claus, except thinner and younger and female and, well, Jewish. This (to Dawn) is an extra-special gift for your mom, that I know she'll need. A beer hat! See, i-it's got cup holders, and a straw that goes directly into your mouth, and (to Joyce) you can fill it with other stuff than beer. And somehow, when I was in the store this seemed like the most important idea and now there's the whole part where I'm crazy." (Ep. 5.09, "Listening To Fear")
"We can come by between classes! Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens ... but it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know, insane." (Ep. 5.11, "Triangle")
"Let me tell you something about Willow: She's a loser. And she always has been. Everyone picked on Willow in junior high, high school, up until college ... with her stupid mousy ways and now -- 
Willow's a junkie. ... The only thing Willow was ever good for -- the only thing going for me -- were those moments -- just moments -- when Tara would look at me and I was wonderful. And that will never happen again." (Ep. 6.21, "Two To Go")
"Buffy, I gotta tell ya ... I get it now. The Slayer thing really isn't about the violence. It's about the power. And there's no one in the world with the power to stop me now." (Ep. 6.21, "Two To Go")
WILLOW: A lot of teens post some pretty angsty poetry on the Web. I mean, I even posted a melodramatic love poem or two, back in the day.
XANDER: Love poems?
WILLOW: I'm over you now, sweetie.
XANDER: (pleased with himself, nodding) Looooooove poems.
WILLOW: Look, all I'm saying is that this is normal teen stuff: you join chat rooms, you write poetry, you post "Doogie Howser" fanfic. It's all normal — right? (Ep. 7.04, "Help")
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